June 1, 2009

and this is why 80% of women and i do not get along.

  • Woman (sarcastically): I'm sorry, I'm such a bitch.
  • Man: Hmm...
  • Woman: You think I'm a bitch, don't you?
  • Man: I didn't say that.
  • Woman: You didn't disagree with me.
  • Man: You know yourself better than I do.
  • Woman: I can't believe you called me a bitch.
  • Man: I didn't call you a bitch, you called yourself a bitch.
  • Woman: But you didn't tell me I'm not a bitch.
  • Man: Because you're acting like a bitch.
  • Woman: See? You think I'm a bitch!
  • Man: I said you were acting like a bitch.
  • Woman: Whats the difference?
  • Man: Dustin Hoffman acted like a retard, but it doesn't mean he is one.
  • Woman: I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but you're a dick for thinking I'm a bitch.
  • Man: Do you mean I'm acting like a dick or I am a dick?
  • Woman: Fuck you! (storms out)
  • Man: Too easy. Caramel Macchiato please!
  • - Overheard Everywhere (overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004133.html)
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